SURPRISE SURPRISE / Liger Lover

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am now PROUD to announce the NEW location of Rucker Blog!!! You can now reach the blog anytime you want by going to www.bestblogever.com

That's right, new location, same GREAT blog! WOOHOO!!!
PS: You can also go to www.ruckerblog.com for the same thing. YESSSSSSSSS

And now the Second part of today's Double Issue:

You might have gotten to see me today, I was the nerdy one walking down the hall with an "I LOVE LIGERS" t-shirt (Ligers are Napoleon's favorite animal in Napoleon Dynamite if you're one of the 2 people in this world that hasn't seen that movie). I must say it was wonderful going back to my roots for a whole day at school for Nerd Out Naaman Day. I mean I had the whole thing going, my hair was parted at one side and slicked over (complete with an Alfalfa-inspired clump of hair sticking up in the back). I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Especially when people had NO idea it was me and then after about 5 seconds they would realize who it was and then die laughing. Shortly after the laugh they would have this confused look on their face as if they had no idea that today was nerd day which then made me feel REALLY stupid. I was actually pretty worried that my friend that told me it was nerd day was just playing a REALLY mean joke on me. I mean, I didn't want to get to school and be the ONLY one dressed nerdy, but then again, that wouldn't be very out of the ordinary...

Several of my friends enjoyed my hair because that's how I wore it from 1st-7th grade. I mean, YES FOLKS, I'm truly a nerd at heart. I also had the really high jeans and Napoleon snow boots thanks to a very courteous friend that lent them to me. The snow boots were size 9 and I'm definetely a size 13, but the toe-crampage was TOTALLY worth it. Yes yes, all I was missing was a fannypack (which I dearly regretted when I realized that I had forgotten to wear one). And to complete the transformation, I had the staple of the nerd, masking-taped glasses. I must say it was a truly FREAKIN AWESOME day being that big of a nerd, but definetely the second I walked out of the school my shirt came untucked, the glasses came off, my hair became messed up again, and the snow boots came STRAIGHT off.

BTW, to all of the people that walked by me as if they didn't notice my unique attire and then waited till they were about 3 feet past me to laugh: This was your one day TO laugh right in my face... guess you missed your chance!