Super MADNESS!!!

OK guys I am SO excited. No wait, I take that back, I'm SUPER excited for the grand opening of the new SUPER SAVER! Forget about that old run down, rudely-run, smelly, sticky-floored, non-stocked Albertsons, and welcome Super Saver into your life. Now, I haven't actually been IN the new store, but honestly, if they did ANYTHING to Albertson's it's probably better... But what really impressed me about SS was not the newly painted off-white and red walls but the fact that in order to celebrate opening, they offered pony rides. Do you REMEMBER pony rides? OH YES, I DO. I went to first grade in Mesquite so every day on the way home, we would pass the pony ride carosel thing. Those were the days, when riding on an undergrown horse that was attached to a steel bar, forcing it around and around in a circle was amusing. Now, when you're NOT four years old, you finally realize that it can't be fun for a horse to walk in circles constantly staring at the behind of the horse in front of it while carrying a either 1) obnoxious and screaming kid that tells you to go faster, 2) a kid the cries the ENTIRE time, or 3) the ever so popular combination of both 1 and 2. Anyway, Super Saver had one of those, however, after I just wrote all of that, it doesn't sound like as much fun as it used to be...

I do have to give SS some credit though, they actually had an inflatable that HAD a purpose. It said GRAND OPENING. WOW! So simple, yet, for some reason some people don't understand how to advertise. (To fully understand my ranting, see ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP)

In conclusion, (like how I went back to the days of freshman english essays?) since I haven't been inside, I can not tell you if Super Saver will be good or not. However, I can tell you, if they don't have self check-out, it is not cool and I won't be going there. (I guess since Albertson's is gone I can get rid of the Preferred card on my keychain...loser...)