Do You Have a Grudge?

I know I do. You better hope it's not against you otherwise watch out for black cats and creepy Asian boys wanting to kill you. No, I didn't give away any of the movie, but let me just say, it's CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY. And PLEASE whatever you do, don't go up in your dark attic when you hear weird noises.

Thinking back on my life, I do have a few grudges and here's who they're against and why:

1) The cafeteria lady at Kimberlin Elementary who told me that the rolls there were "artificial" after I commented on how awkwardly shiny they were.

2) A girl in my pre-school class who bit my arm after I POLITELY asked her if I could get in front of her in line to talk to my friend.

3) Star Search who didn't think I was good enough to be on their show... Maybe it wouldn't have been CANCELLED if I was on it... Or maybe I should feel worse about NOT getting on a show that was so bad that it got cancelled...

4) The cast of FRIENDS because they all quit on me.

5) AOL for flooding my mail with an insane amount of CDs.

6) Wal-Mart because Super Target's better

7) Ken Jennings (the guy who NEVER loses on Jeopardy) for being so FREAKIN smart.

8) AMC Mesquite 30 Movie Theater for being the worst place on earth

9) The Cat in the Hat movie because it's honestly the WORST movie ever made.

And last but CERTAINLY not least:

10) Ashlee Simpson for existing.

These are just a FEW of my grudges. I bet if you sat down and thought about it, you'd realize that you probably have a lot of grudges too!